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theburialofstrawberries:

I do. God help me I do

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

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doubletrucks:

i love to use my pedestrian right of way… youre not going lol

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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boyboobs:

ramekin is such a dope ass name for a little bowl

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judgejudyofficial:

dizzolv1ng:

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

enigmatic,

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thememedaddy:

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kushblazer666:

vernadskova-deactivated20230803:

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

amygdalae:

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it’s loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it’s a sex thing for me

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bigfatbitchdotcom:

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

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yeahishipitbitch:

vxpo:

cuteautumn:

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

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